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Thanks For the Ride [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010] I can't believe I actually found taking my thumbprints fun And the toil...

Drink-Up. Double-Down [Today's News Poem, May 11, 2010] The sacred equation's been factored at last. Collateral gains are the met...

Pronounced Model Land Misti Rainwater-Lites Tyra Banks, fairy godpimp to many a wannabe Gisele Bunchen, is a literary genius, poised to...

The Crushing Gravity of the Situation [Twitter Found Poem, May 11, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem boredd ?! evil ?! mock your dr...

COST ANALYSIS [Guest News Poem, May 10, 2010] Jeff Chon How would you feel if I told you it costs the company six hundred dollars a we...

Getting Evil Eyes From Watching Superhot Blood Plasma TV [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Every n...

Tribute of Rust for the Sea [Bonus Poem May 10, 2010] To the one who offers himself To the fog with faithless devotion: The hillside rej...

COST ANALYSIS [Guest News Poem, May 10, 2010] Jeff Chon How would you feel if I told you it costs the company six hundred dollars a we...

A New Treasure Isle [Today's News Poem, May 10, 2010] Sanitize leftovers, place me in bins. Ripening refuse may travel beyond Sirens...

Expiry Date is RIGHT NOW [Twitter Found Poem, May 10, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Twitter Bug dance Lets you freak the pole at...

Harmonic Divergence [Today's News Poem, May 9, 2010] The shadows exposed to the halogen lighting Dissolve into streetcars. Together t...

Owl City Works the Night Shift [Twitter Found Poem, May 9, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Just watched an Oklahoma wind-powered s...

Iron Woman 3 [Bonus Twitter Found Poem, May 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Happy Ironman Day!!!! you mommies get a Day bu...

Elements of Attraction [Today's News Poem, May 8, 2010] Awakening Gaia—who slumbers in magma, Recoiling from birth even now, in the c...

But @beautyfullybrwn,U Already Suckin' Jeremy Bentham's Dick [Twitter Found Poem May 8, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem 4 f...

Fighting Monsters. Becoming Monsters. [Today's News Poem, May 7, 2010] He's cursed with the urge to avenge what's been stolen....

Le RAGER [Twitter Found Poem, May 7, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem the suspicious package in Times Square is a small white cooler...

Instruments of Distraction [Today's News Poem (Sonnet) May 6, 2010] The politicians claim, biologists Agree, the fit survive, the res...

Apology Letter From My Philosophy Instructor [Twitter Found Poem May 6, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem #MyOnlyQuestionIs where th...

Dinner and a Movie [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 5, 2010] Amok in orbit, chatter bounces back From whence it came. A galaxy of tra...

Prognosis Uncertain [Twitter Found Poem, May 5, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Magic 8 ball, The loud mouth in the crew, says I h...

The Ghosts of Banquo and Icarus [Today's News Poem May 4, 2010] Floes adrift on lava float away on molten Clay and grind their teeth ...

Hydrochloric Kool Aid Acid Tests [Twitter Found Poem, May 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Drink the last bit of kool aid No1 i...

Graveyard Launch to Heaven [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 3, 2010] “The superweeds could temper American agriculture’s enthusiasm fo...

Clone Factories Stamping Away!! [Twitter Found Poem, May 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem The sun's healing ray is a waste of...

Brinksmen Fear the Nightstalkers [Today's News Poem, May 2, 2010] “A global nuclear conference that opens Monday is shaping up as a sh...

(S)Ex-Girlfriendbot [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem #ICouldNeverDate a feminine Hypnotist robot. ...

Money's the Only Rule [Twitter Found Poem, May 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem before the Earth is DOOMED lemme just say ...

Horror Show [Today's News Poem, May 1, 2010] “The incident in New York City's Times Square that began with a suspicious vehicle ap...

Life is Sacred ?? [Twitter Found Poem, May 1, 2010] When good Lung Cancer lucky strikes you you should sacrifice an ounce of baby t...