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The Ghosts of Banquo and Icarus [Today's News Poem May 4, 2010] Floes adrift on lava float away on molten Clay and grind their teeth ...

Hydrochloric Kool Aid Acid Tests [Twitter Found Poem, May 4, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Drink the last bit of kool aid No1 i...

Graveyard Launch to Heaven [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), May 3, 2010] “The superweeds could temper American agriculture’s enthusiasm fo...

Clone Factories Stamping Away!! [Twitter Found Poem, May 3, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem The sun's healing ray is a waste of...

Brinksmen Fear the Nightstalkers [Today's News Poem, May 2, 2010] “A global nuclear conference that opens Monday is shaping up as a sh...

(S)Ex-Girlfriendbot [Bonus Twitter Found Poem May 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem #ICouldNeverDate a feminine Hypnotist robot. ...

Money's the Only Rule [Twitter Found Poem, May 2, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem before the Earth is DOOMED lemme just say ...

Horror Show [Today's News Poem, May 1, 2010] “The incident in New York City's Times Square that began with a suspicious vehicle ap...

Life is Sacred ?? [Twitter Found Poem, May 1, 2010] When good Lung Cancer lucky strikes you you should sacrifice an ounce of baby t...

Last Words of a False Prophet Before Her Beheading [News Poem, April 30, 2010] “You ask I make my choice? It's made. I choose to sepa...

So Paul Krugman (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/30/opinion/30krugman.html?hp) spots now what I saw three years ago: the dollar trap. I noti...

A-10 Thunderbolt Fat-Killer [Twitter Found Poem April 30, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: evanh alcapone840 MsKiaBaby Ba_Sura ...

The Company Keeps Us Together At Last [News Poem April 29, 2010] “Former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, South Korean ...

Mecha-Desdemona Gets Me All Crazy n Da Head n Shit [Twitter Found Poem, April 29, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: @JoTheCat @ro...

Bulimic Surfer [News Poem April 28, 2010] “Crews ignited a small area of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico on Wednesday afternoon in a f...

Limits 2 Everything [Twitter Found Poem, April 28, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: @TriniCassia @UrbanLegendBand @DaBosslady4PR...

Drowning in a Sea of Chum [Today's News Poem, April 27, 2010] “Chávez has nurtured economic, energy and political ties with Tehran in ...

Sick, Lame-Ass Joker/Jokerette [Twitter Found Poem, April 27, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: @JennsA10 @VivaLaIvory @hexkelly ...

Dancing to the Tune of the Profit-Bot [News Poem April 26, 2010] “San Mateo County sheriff's deputies searched the home of Gizmodo blo...

Semi-Colon [Twitter Found Poem April 26, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem @NathanTCameron @lucyima_star @ajskidd10 @iFuxWitPhresh @J...

The Demon Haunted World [Today's News Poem, April 25, 2010] “A grenade attack apparently targeting the Bangkok residence of former Tha...

Eightfold Path [Twitter Found Poem, April 25, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: @mdw1129 @kritianboy @nethackaltorg @DemonFlavour...

Take One For the Team [Yesterday's News Poem, April 24, 2010] “I have never quite gotten the Pat Tillman story out of my system. Only ...

1) Google is ripping me off w/ newsfeed clicks. I gave them three chances. What's the point of converting readers to newsfeed subscriber...

Satan! Bring Me Dinner! [Twitter Found Poem, April 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: mousewords MonsieurObscure shyposter1 Na...

Cock of Love [News Poem, April 23, 2010] (Alternate Title: "Dickhead") “Bret Michaels is in critical condition suffering from ...

I promise, even though I really don't owe you anything, that I will not go to sleep until I've posted April 23, 2010's news poem...

Stay here and compose the news poem, or step out into seduction-city? My choice would be a little easier if Google Adsense wasn't steali...

Ass Crack Pipe [Twitter Found Poem, April 23, 2010] @d3ViousdiAmond @JonasAddictions @GoodNHealthy @your_cupid @Jamey_Giddens @antoinettem...

Neo-Viking Funeral [News Poem, April 22, 2010] “Police say a man was killed after getting hit by a train at Muni's Castro Station arou...