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Satan! Bring Me Dinner! [Twitter Found Poem, April 24, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: mousewords MonsieurObscure shyposter1 Na...

Cock of Love [News Poem, April 23, 2010] (Alternate Title: "Dickhead") “Bret Michaels is in critical condition suffering from ...

I promise, even though I really don't owe you anything, that I will not go to sleep until I've posted April 23, 2010's news poem...

Stay here and compose the news poem, or step out into seduction-city? My choice would be a little easier if Google Adsense wasn't steali...

Ass Crack Pipe [Twitter Found Poem, April 23, 2010] @d3ViousdiAmond @JonasAddictions @GoodNHealthy @your_cupid @Jamey_Giddens @antoinettem...

Neo-Viking Funeral [News Poem, April 22, 2010] “Police say a man was killed after getting hit by a train at Muni's Castro Station arou...

Kiss It Goodbye [Twitter Found Poem, April 22, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem @truesportstalk @gspaff @Valh_Dreg @abqsleep @sebpas...

My Ecstasy [News Poem, April 21, 2010] “... some green movement momentum has been lost, Earth Day supporters agree. But they welcome the d...

Happy Alderaan Day Earthlings! [Twitter Found Poem, April 21, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem Re: @DaDa509 @killerma @GinaBean221 @...

The Only Dance in Town [April 20, 2010] Expedience or life! You heard me right! Now step on up—it's time to place your bets! Too late...

C-Note Beauty Cream [Twitter Found Poem, April 20, 2010] Your Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem http://goo.gl/fb/dep9A @Dark_Side_DJ @Ca5ano...

Brutal Archive [Today's News Poem, April 19, 2010] “Little Sofia was dead after being left alone for more than 14 hours, police said Mo...

Peeps: #dontbeshocked When It's Desperate [Twitter Found Poem April 19, 2010] @1Princess@_Jaz @AkiyamaMio @roprice @alyssakeiko @Laur...

Happily Ever After Epistle [News Poem, April 18, 2010] “The team discovered that in the deep, rarity is common.” – Frank Pope, The Times O...

Twitter Nihil-Detector [Twitter Found Poem, April 18, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem @turbojumpers @juliannemeans @arzE @pitagora @...

Missionlocal.org Has the Heart of an Out-of-Town Chicken I posted Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer yesterday on http://missionlo...

The Volcano Dreams [Bonus Poem April 17, 2010] “The UK is enduring a fourth day as a virtual no-fly zone, as the travel chaos caused by vol...

#HowToBeAnnoying ? [Bonus Twitter Found Poem April 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem maxseltenrich urbanstopNIQUE luvmykel1 theTR...

It's done, but not up. You know why (applause = clicks, you daily 20+ page readers). It's okay, I'll write a Twitter Found Poe...

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Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem, April 17, 2010] “Pet activists from Austin to Corpus Christi and Victori...

Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010] Twitter Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem 4shad0w YourAncestor Jea...

Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010] “Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government r...

Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010] DFDavid21 chapelhillcomic essicaforeverr AXECOP @Grymm : @JhonenV Liz0707 charnellieB ...

18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010] “Alexander agreed that an attack against America's privately operated powe...

Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010] Re: tapyram Johnny_Monster Shemarking kirstygallacher rudebuoy82 lebo...