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Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Volcano Dreams [Bonus Poem April 17, 2010]

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The Volcano Dreams [Bonus Poem April 17, 2010] “The UK is enduring a fourth day as a virtual no-fly zone, as the travel chaos caused by vol...
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#HowToBeAnnoying ? [Bonus Twitter Found Poem April 17, 2010]

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#HowToBeAnnoying ? [Bonus Twitter Found Poem April 17, 2010] Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem maxseltenrich urbanstopNIQUE luvmykel1 theTR...

Holding the Bonus Poem Hostage!

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It's done, but not up. You know why (applause = clicks, you daily 20+ page readers). It's okay, I'll write a Twitter Found Poe...

Bored? Applaud your way to a bonus poem (applause = clicks)

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Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem (Sonnet), April 17, 2010]

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Manifesto of a Militant Vegan Bio-Engineer [Today's News Poem, April 17, 2010] “Pet activists from Austin to Corpus Christi and Victori...
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Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010]

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Wish me happy bad luck from now on [Twitter Found Poem, April 17, 2010] Twitter Tweets+Edits= #twitterfoundpoem 4shad0w YourAncestor Jea...
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Friday, April 16, 2010

Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010]

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Stay Tuned [Today's News Sonnet, April 16, 2010] “Former President Bill Clinton warned of a slippery slope from angry anti-government r...
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Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010]

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Tragic Emperor [Twitter Found Poem, April 16 2010] DFDavid21 chapelhillcomic essicaforeverr AXECOP @Grymm : @JhonenV Liz0707 charnellieB ...
Thursday, April 15, 2010

18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010]

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18th Level Cyborg Wizards in 2030 [News Poem April 15, 2010] “Alexander agreed that an attack against America's privately operated powe...

Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010]

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Welcome to the Rest of Your Life [Twitter Found Poem April 15, 2010] Re: tapyram Johnny_Monster Shemarking kirstygallacher rudebuoy82 lebo...
Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010]

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Advancing Safely [Today's News Poem April 14, 2010] “The Partnership for Advancing Road Safety (PARS) has vowed to make roads safer by ...
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God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010]

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God's LAST DAY ON A JOB God Hates [Twitter Found Poem April 14, 2010] CGNEY MrFantastic365 CXC_Generation alexandra_art nofatnoflab ST...
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010]

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No Rosetta Stone in Rappaccini's Garden [News Poem, April 13 2010] “At least nine weeds have become resistant to the herbicide used wit...

Finally! Some uninterrupted free time. Working on news poem now: ETA 1hr.

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010]

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God's Anus-Punch Knock-Out Blow [Twitter Found Poem, April 13, 2010] dwayneburgess TajLuxuryLife One_Eyed_Man djscore MzBellaBarbie big...
Monday, April 12, 2010

Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010]

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Conspiracy Thralls [News Poem April 12, 2010] “"Beck's irresponsible comparisons of progressive leaders to Stalin, Mao and Nazi Ge...

A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]

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A Found Twitter Mad Libs Photo Essay [Parlor game: add your own quips in comments]  Blah blah blah. Bob Lablaw. Blah blah blah. ...
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Rutherford Toady is a talented fucker: new sketches on The Carrion Call

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Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010]

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Spit Roast the Right Sacrificial King and QUEEN [Twitter Found Poem April 12, 2010] Re: TheDrude charyl maxwas kaThkaThCSBD RodneyRikai yu...
Sunday, April 11, 2010

Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010]

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Fright or Flight [News Poem, April 11, 2010] “Lech Kaczynski... was a firm backer of U.S.-led attempts to expand the North Atlantic Treaty ...

Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010]

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Dying Inside [Twitter Found Poem April 11, 2010] PSchammy tomjeltsch wilw ChelleB1217 hellolittlelove Msz_Dallas Daboyis2fly WeAllSupportJ...
Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010]

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The Fifty Percent Rule [Today's News Poem, April 10, 2010] "An aging Russian airliner carrying Polish President Lech Kaczynski an...

Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010]

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Beyond Comprehension of Ordinary Men [Twitter Found Poem, April 10, 2010] Re: Webimpulse The12Apostles joskidiesel adamndut johnnyA99 akat...
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