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Monday, April 05, 2010

Inherit the Dirt [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2010]

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Inherit the Dirt [Today's News Poem, April 5, 2010] “Tiger Woods opened Masters week with a news conference unlike any other Monday - f...

Big Bunny [Today's Found Twitter Poem, April 5, 2010]

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Big Bunny [Today's Found Twitter Poem, April 5, 2010] Re: Baby_imma_star, TheAng, paulscheer, lazoo, starshipped, Nano3436, Disneyview...
Sunday, April 04, 2010

The Design and Bed of Our Penal Colony [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2010]

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The Design and Bed of Our Penal Colony [Today's News Poem, April 4, 2010] “There have been more than 3,000 murders of Afrikaner farmers...

Found Poem on Twitter: Cthulu is a Baller [April 4, 2010]

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Found Poem on Twitter: Cthulu is a Baller [April 4, 2010] Re: ablington hobsonp improvislaw jongolia henrymclay Cthulu exists Cthulu is ...
Saturday, April 03, 2010

Today's found poem on Twitter, April 3, 2010

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TalSh MomochiZabuza @marianashinigam Pfoley14 wxyzack leonamurray NJ_Ninjutsu RT @DapperDapo: @NJ_Ninjutsu ealbenbennett afootballreport @Ro...

Just a Dream [News Poem April 3, 2010]

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Just a Dream [News Poem April 3, 2010] “James isn't the first spring breaker to die from a balcony fall this year. Brandon Kohler, a 19...
Friday, April 02, 2010

The New Code of Silence [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2010]

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The New Code of Silence [Today's News Poem, April 2, 2010] “In some states, courts allow creditors to charge high interest rates for ye...

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Today's Found Poem on Twitter [April 2, 2010]

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Re: 9aBy, chriztasays, bignoon, orig_maka_nani, PIFF_PCH, ki9884, db2dacoops, AGuzman17, tev600, LoniSwain, SubaBat, lindsay_marie21, MaudeC...
Thursday, April 01, 2010

The Empress Lends Her Clothes [Today's News Poem, April 1, 2010]

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The Empress Lends Her Clothes [Today's News Poem, April 1, 2010] “Gold, considered a hedge during times of high inflation and economic...

Found Poem on Twitter: April 1, 2010

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From: " sarahpom, AlterThePress, ldrinne, MakeupArtistKG, BlaqChen, DazyDayWriter, ferraridispatch, laurel_amanda, CouncilorCotto, jkho...
Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Found Poem on Twitter:

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the newest member of the team: Tofu dog. & I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open. the weirdness or the hunting or the...
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From Rood of Wood to Dream of the M-16 [Today's News Poem, March 31, 2010]

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From Rood of Wood to Dream of the M-16 [Today's News Poem, March 31, 2010] “An Internet posting declaring war on a government agency wa...

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Found Poem on Twitter:

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Twitter is America's rectal thermometer. it's just a kiss away.....kiss away....kiss away.... ahh and of course Haiti in June... ...

Last Contact [News Poem March 30, 2010]

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Last Contact [News Poem March 30, 2010] “But over the last 20 years, private companies and academic researchers have claimed patents on mor...

Announcements, etc

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1) Didn't start on the News Poem until 30 min ago. Promising start, but I needed to take a short break. Will be up in an hour or so. 2)...
Monday, March 29, 2010

No More Beslans [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2010]

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No More Beslans [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2010] “Though the Moscow bombings appear related to the conflict in the North Caucasus a...
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Return From the Mainland [Today's News Poem March 28, 2010]

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Return From the Mainland [Today's News Poem March 28, 2010] “LRA combatants specifically searched out areas where people might gather —...
Saturday, March 27, 2010

Guest Contributor: "Poker Face" By Rutherford Toady (aka rtoady)

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Poker Face March 27, 2010 By R. Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com/ First thing you should know is we don't refer to ourselves...
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The Hippies Have it Made: The Squares Obtain New Trades [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2010]

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The Hippies Have it Made: The Squares Obtain New Trades [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2010] “Tens of thousands of red-shirted proteste...
Friday, March 26, 2010

Garden of Eaten [Both Parts, Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010] “Obama administration officials on Friday ramped up their attempts to help struggli...

Garden of Eaten [Part 2, News Poem March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Part 2, March 26, 2010] Who stumbles up the snowy mountain, drunk? Who starts in afternoon? Who leaves his flashlight o...

Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010] “Obama administration officials on Friday ramped up their attempts to help struggli...
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Flashback Flash Forward [News Poem March 25 2010]

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Flashback Flash Forward [News Poem March 25 2010] http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/flashback-flash-forward-news-poem-march.html “In the ...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010]

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Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010] “Bank of America Corp. said it would offer more borrowers reductions in their mortgag...
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