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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Found Poem on Twitter:

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Twitter is America's rectal thermometer. it's just a kiss away.....kiss away....kiss away.... ahh and of course Haiti in June... ...

Last Contact [News Poem March 30, 2010]

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Last Contact [News Poem March 30, 2010] “But over the last 20 years, private companies and academic researchers have claimed patents on mor...

Announcements, etc

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1) Didn't start on the News Poem until 30 min ago. Promising start, but I needed to take a short break. Will be up in an hour or so. 2)...
Monday, March 29, 2010

No More Beslans [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2010]

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No More Beslans [Today's News Poem, March 29, 2010] “Though the Moscow bombings appear related to the conflict in the North Caucasus a...
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Return From the Mainland [Today's News Poem March 28, 2010]

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Return From the Mainland [Today's News Poem March 28, 2010] “LRA combatants specifically searched out areas where people might gather —...
Saturday, March 27, 2010

Guest Contributor: "Poker Face" By Rutherford Toady (aka rtoady)

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Poker Face March 27, 2010 By R. Toady http://carrioncall.blogspot.com/ First thing you should know is we don't refer to ourselves...
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The Hippies Have it Made: The Squares Obtain New Trades [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2010]

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The Hippies Have it Made: The Squares Obtain New Trades [Today's News Poem, March 27, 2010] “Tens of thousands of red-shirted proteste...
Friday, March 26, 2010

Garden of Eaten [Both Parts, Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010] “Obama administration officials on Friday ramped up their attempts to help struggli...

Garden of Eaten [Part 2, News Poem March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Part 2, March 26, 2010] Who stumbles up the snowy mountain, drunk? Who starts in afternoon? Who leaves his flashlight o...

Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010]

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Garden of Eaten [Today's News Poem, March 26, 2010] “Obama administration officials on Friday ramped up their attempts to help struggli...
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Flashback Flash Forward [News Poem March 25 2010]

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Flashback Flash Forward [News Poem March 25 2010] http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/flashback-flash-forward-news-poem-march.html “In the ...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010]

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Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010] “Bank of America Corp. said it would offer more borrowers reductions in their mortgag...

Steady progress on Today's News Poem. Read this in the meantime:

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Crawl on over to the carrioncall and read Fall of the House of Zeppo . Hilarious and bizarre. Subscribe in a reader
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Reverse Design [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010]

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Reverse Design [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010] “Gordon's work is part of a growing field of research that's just starting to...
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Wrong Man [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010]

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'Coincidence exists as fate: This moment's proof there's magic left. I'd murder you, but it's too late To rescue her ...
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Notes done, but not a lick of verse yet. It will be epic if I pull it off though.

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Check back in 1.5 to 2 hrs for the new News Poem. Busy day.

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Hey China! I found this in the memory hole:

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http://www.cnd.org/June4th/massacre.html I like your tanks:  Dan Rather had to interrupt Pee-Wee's Playhouse to show me your cool T...
Monday, March 22, 2010

A Book of Jokes [Today's News Poem March 22, 2010]

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A Book of Jokes [Today's News Poem March 22, 2010] “By relying on Hong Kong, Google is trying to find a way to fight censorship laws w...

News Poem kicking my ass today. Almost done.

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Stop poisoning the readership

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I know it's hard to give up an ambition you didn't really make any sacrifices for--but please consider that every time you write a b...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

[Revised] Last Video Testimony of an SF OG

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Last Video Testimony of an SF OG [Today's News Poem March 21, 2010] “In 2008, Rich Hohl turned a troubled corner liquor store on San Fr...

Today's News Poem in need of major edits

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Taking a break for now, but will be back to rewrite it into something decent in a couple of hours. Subscribe in a reader
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