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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010]

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Pass the Buck [Today's News Poem, March 24, 2010] “Bank of America Corp. said it would offer more borrowers reductions in their mortgag...

Steady progress on Today's News Poem. Read this in the meantime:

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Crawl on over to the carrioncall and read Fall of the House of Zeppo . Hilarious and bizarre. Subscribe in a reader
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Reverse Design [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010]

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Reverse Design [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010] “Gordon's work is part of a growing field of research that's just starting to...
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Wrong Man [Today's News Poem March 23, 2010]

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'Coincidence exists as fate: This moment's proof there's magic left. I'd murder you, but it's too late To rescue her ...
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Notes done, but not a lick of verse yet. It will be epic if I pull it off though.

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Check back in 1.5 to 2 hrs for the new News Poem. Busy day.

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Hey China! I found this in the memory hole:

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http://www.cnd.org/June4th/massacre.html I like your tanks:  Dan Rather had to interrupt Pee-Wee's Playhouse to show me your cool T...
Monday, March 22, 2010

A Book of Jokes [Today's News Poem March 22, 2010]

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A Book of Jokes [Today's News Poem March 22, 2010] “By relying on Hong Kong, Google is trying to find a way to fight censorship laws w...

News Poem kicking my ass today. Almost done.

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Stop poisoning the readership

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I know it's hard to give up an ambition you didn't really make any sacrifices for--but please consider that every time you write a b...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

[Revised] Last Video Testimony of an SF OG

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Last Video Testimony of an SF OG [Today's News Poem March 21, 2010] “In 2008, Rich Hohl turned a troubled corner liquor store on San Fr...

Today's News Poem in need of major edits

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Last Video Testimony of an SF OG [Today's News Poem March 21, 2010]

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Last Video Testimony of an SF OG [Today's News Poem March 21, 2010] “In 2008, Rich Hohl turned a troubled corner liquor store on San Fr...

News Poem with Local Flavoring Coming Up

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Faithful Argus: All Three Parts:

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Faithful Argus Gets a New Master [News Poem, March 20 2010] “The authorities in southern New Jersey said Saturday that they had arrested a...
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Faithful Argus: Part 3

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Year 8: The panic did not end until they caught The kid who risked what others—we—had earned. Rebellion's tokens: prison's what i...

Faithful Argus: Part 2

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Month 18 The boss, he praised my cheerful, careful work. I held my tongue about the raise I want: To ask might risk his ire—I'm not a...

Faithful Argus Gets a New Master [News Poem, March 20 2010]

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Faithful Argus Gets a New Master: Part I [News Poem, March 20 2010] “The authorities in southern New Jersey said Saturday that they had ar...

News Poems Almost Done. A Little Bit Tricky Today. Posting Soon.

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Friday, March 19, 2010

Inquisition of an Atheist [Bonus Poem, March 19, 2010]

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Inquisition of an Atheist [Bonus Poem, March 19, 2010] “So you prefer this isle of sin?” “Yes, I do. Is loving breath Worth the loss of ...

The Near-Senile Magnetic Cloud Speaks Out of Turn During a Mating Ritual [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2010]

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The Near-Senile Magnetic Cloud Speaks Out of Turn During a Mating Ritual [Today's News Poem, March 19, 2010] “... Bangladesh, to the va...

If you're bored, go to combatwords. I wrote a sonnet there last night

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Right now, combatwords has something like a 10:1 ratio of regular readers to regular writers. Surely someone out there has an interest in l...
Thursday, March 18, 2010

Avant-Garde Food Critic [News Poem, March 18, 2010]

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Avant-Garde Food Critic [News Poem, March 18, 2010] “Andrew Wetzler of the Natural Resources Defense Council said the CITES vote is not th...
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