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Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Paean to Zero
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Paean to Zero [Today's News Poem, March 9, 2010] ““How many people would like a proposal that holds insurance companies more accountab...
Monday, March 08, 2010
Human Amongst the Androids [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2010]
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Human Amongst the Androids [Today's News Poem, March 8, 2010] “Some witnesses said villagers were caught in fishing nets and animal tr...
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Late News Poem due to other commitments
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Check in again around 6 or 7pm PST. Sorry. Well, more than half of you weren't even here this weekend. Go read the old posts. I'm tr...
Sunday, March 07, 2010
Thanks for reading. You've helped accomplish the first goal of Toylit
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Your rate of readership has put Toylit on track for 2k unique reads this quarter. I want core readers to know who else is reading Toylit, be...
A One Way Trip on Virgin Galactic [Bonus News Poem, March 7, 2010]
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A One Way Trip on Virgin Galactic (or Tricks in Post-Apocalyptic Space) [Bonus News Poem, March 7, 2010] “Iran's Defense Ministry intr...
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Fauna2.0 [Today's News Sonnet, March 7, 2010]
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Fauna2.0 [Today's News Sonnet, March 7, 2010] “Could this Chinese Year of the Tiger be the last one with actual tigers still afoot in ...
Working on Today's News Poem and End of Feb Edition
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I will start working on Today's News Poem now and will hopefully finish it before the afternoon's contingencies truncate my work. ...
Saturday, March 06, 2010
To Make a Global City [Today's News Poem March 6, 2010]
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To Make a Global City [Today's News Poem March 6, 2010] “"If we are to withdraw from unconventional policies and return to conve...
Friday, March 05, 2010
No Emotion [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2010]
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No Emotion [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2010] ““They said he walked up very cool, like there was no distress,” Chief Keevill said Thur...
End of Feb Edition ETA and Other Updates
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After the workday today, I'll focus entirely on the End of Feb edition of Toylit. I will exterminate those galling punctuation errors an...
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Settling the Healthcare Debate [Bonus, Fuck Around Poem, March 4, 2010]
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Settling the Healthcare Debate [Bonus, Fuck Around Poem, March 4, 2010] “the key divide between Obama and Republicans is philosophical: De...
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A Lie is Just an Alternate Epistemology [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2010]
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A Lie is Just an Alternate Epistemology [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2010] “The linkage of evolution and global warming is partly a le...
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Fanfare for the Common Crook, [Both Movements: March 3, 2010]
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Fanfare for the Common Crook [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010] “Mr. Johnson also attended the World Series game in question and was in...
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Fanfare for the Common Crook: Part II
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Fanfare for the Common Crook: Part II Read Part I First: http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/fanfare-for-common-crook-part-one.html A pu...
Fanfare for the Common Crook, Part One [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010]
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Fanfare for the Common Crook, Part One [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010] “Mr. Johnson also attended the World Series game in question...
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Progress to Stasis: Immortal [Bonus News Poem, March 2, 2010]
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Progress to Stasis: Immortal [Bonus News Poem, March 2, 2010] “To answer Republican criticism of a proposed expansion of Medicaid, the fede...
Google Analytics Maintenance eh?
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My search avail has failed! It bailed, I wail. We hailed It first. It burst our thirst For electron spies. Fie! I'll lie around ...
Don't Call it Devolution [Bonus News Poem March 2, 2010]
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Don't Call it Devolution [Bonus News Poem March 2, 2010] “An unusually intense Supreme Court argument Tuesday showed that the justices...
Sorry for the Sudden Format Shift
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I didn't like how the last page loaded and wanted to change things around a bit. Let me know what you think of the new format. News Po...
Revenge of the Mud People [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2010]
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Revenge of the Mud People [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2010] “Because of this buffering action, culture was thought to have blunted th...
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