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Saturday, March 06, 2010

To Make a Global City [Today's News Poem March 6, 2010]

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To Make a Global City [Today's News Poem March 6, 2010] “"If we are to withdraw from unconventional policies and return to conve...
Friday, March 05, 2010

No Emotion [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2010]

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No Emotion [Today's News Poem, March 5, 2010] ““They said he walked up very cool, like there was no distress,” Chief Keevill said Thur...

End of Feb Edition ETA and Other Updates

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After the workday today, I'll focus entirely on the End of Feb edition of Toylit. I will exterminate those galling punctuation errors an...
Thursday, March 04, 2010

Settling the Healthcare Debate [Bonus, Fuck Around Poem, March 4, 2010]

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Settling the Healthcare Debate [Bonus, Fuck Around Poem, March 4, 2010] “the key divide between Obama and Republicans is philosophical: De...

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A Lie is Just an Alternate Epistemology [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2010]

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A Lie is Just an Alternate Epistemology [Today's News Poem, March 4, 2010] “The linkage of evolution and global warming is partly a le...
Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Fanfare for the Common Crook, [Both Movements: March 3, 2010]

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Fanfare for the Common Crook [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010] “Mr. Johnson also attended the World Series game in question and was in...
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Fanfare for the Common Crook: Part II

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Fanfare for the Common Crook: Part II Read Part I First: http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/03/fanfare-for-common-crook-part-one.html A pu...

Fanfare for the Common Crook, Part One [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010]

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Fanfare for the Common Crook, Part One [Today's News Poem, March 3, 2010] “Mr. Johnson also attended the World Series game in question...
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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Progress to Stasis: Immortal [Bonus News Poem, March 2, 2010]

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Progress to Stasis: Immortal [Bonus News Poem, March 2, 2010] “To answer Republican criticism of a proposed expansion of Medicaid, the fede...

Google Analytics Maintenance eh?

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My search avail has failed! It bailed, I wail. We hailed It first. It burst our thirst For electron spies. Fie! I'll lie around ...

Don't Call it Devolution [Bonus News Poem March 2, 2010]

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Don't Call it Devolution [Bonus News Poem March 2, 2010] “An unusually intense Supreme Court argument Tuesday showed that the justices...

Sorry for the Sudden Format Shift

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I didn't like how the last page loaded and wanted to change things around a bit. Let me know what you think of the new format. News Po...

Revenge of the Mud People [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2010]

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Revenge of the Mud People [Today's News Poem, March 2, 2010] “Because of this buffering action, culture was thought to have blunted th...

Okay the Clock is Ticking... I'm Starting the News Poem

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Monday, March 01, 2010

Fraternizing With the Help [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2010]

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Fraternizing With the Help [Today's News Poem, March 1, 2010] “One man says that the real crisis is about to begin, with people out of...

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Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Bridge of Babel [Warmup News Poem, Feb 28, 2010]

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The Bridge of Babel [Warmup News Poem, Feb 28, 2010] “"Starbucks is a special target because it's from the hippie West Coast, and...
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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Dodging Nature [Bonus News Poem Feb 27, 2010]

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Dodging Nature [Bonus News Poem Feb 27, 2010] “Gerard Fryer, a geophysicist at the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Ewa Beach, Hawaii, to...

Failure to Thrive [Today's News Sonnet, Feb 27, 2010]

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Failure to Thrive [Today's News Sonnet, Feb 27, 2010] “The 8.8 magnitude earthquake that struck off coastal Chile in the early hours of...
Friday, February 26, 2010

Missile Man's Mini-Truth [Today's News Poem, Feb 26, 2010]

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Missile Man's Mini-Truth [Today's News Poem, Feb 26, 2010] “Obama, who established the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibili...
Thursday, February 25, 2010

Why Turkey's Not Chicken [Bonus News Poem, Feb 25, 2010]

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Why Turkey's Not Chicken [Bonus News Poem, Feb 25, 2010] “Dated from November 2002, shortly after the AKP won its first, landslide ele...

Daily Updates of Print Edition on Hold Until End of Feb Edition

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The End of Feb edition of Toylit ought to have over 40 poems in it, edited to my limits, within the time constraints that life enforces. I w...

American Idle [Bonus News Poem, Feb 25, 2010]

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American Idle [Bonus News Poem Feb 25, 2010] “For the second time this week, Fox’s “American Idol” beat NBC’s coverage of the Olympics. We...
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