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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Musicians! Do your lyrics suck?

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In addition to the pre-existing news poem collateral, Toylit can custom-design lyrics to suit your songwriting needs. Contact Toylit for the...

Orca Uncorked! [Today's News Poem, Feb 24, 2010]

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Orca Uncorked! [Today's News Poem, Feb 24, 2010] “...in 1999, authorities discovered the body of a naked man across his back. Authorit...

Sorry, I was tending to CombatWords! Go there for some reading or lit combat

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CombatWords! I'll start Today's News Poem in a few minutes and in penance for its tardiness, I'll try to do a bonus poem too--...

Victory Dance [Bonus Poem]

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Victory Dance Reward your dog, his crappy blog, That we may both live high on hog. I pwned a paper, next I'll vex The spewers casti...
Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Phailure To Literacify [Today's News Poem, Special Extra, Feb 23, 2010]

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Phailure To Literacify [Today's News Poem, Special Extra, Feb 23, 2010] “The poem crammed in SF Weekly boxes is unambiguously laudator...
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SF Weekly Throws Mediocre, Illiterate Gauntlet

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Just saw it now. So now the clock is ticking and they await my riposte. Mmm, it's like getting a big London Broil, there are so many way...

Cretan Labyrinth [Today's News Poem Part II, or Bonus Poem]

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Cretan Labyrinth A winter sport I'd like to see: A shooting match, by teams, on ski. While blood in hockey's sanitized For sake...

Whose Achievement? [Today's News Poem]

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Whose Achievement? [Today's News Poem, Feb 23, 2010] http://www.torontosun.com/sports/vancouver2010/photos/2010/02/23/12994746.html ...
Monday, February 22, 2010

Mapquest [Bonus News Poem, Feb 22, 2010]

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Mapquest [Bonus News Poem, Feb 22, 2010] http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/23/world/middleeast/23mideast.html The Celts can claim most West...

One more click earns you all a bonus poem

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Thanks for supporting Toylit. I know at this point the promise is idle, but I intend upon spending the income to improve your reading experi...
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Such Wealth Could Fuel an Empire [Today's News Poem, Feb 22, 2010]

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Such Wealth Could Fuel an Empire [Today's News Poem, Feb 22, 2010] “The sea around the Falklands could contain up to 17 billion barrels...

According to web stats, some of you are having trouble finding

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... some of the poems you're looking to find. The archives are on the left hand side, below the 'followers' section. Click by da...
Sunday, February 21, 2010

To My Critics [Bonus, Interactive Poem, Feb 21, 2010]

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To My Critics I feel the anger felt by all But fear it less and hence its thrall Is lessened. Those who live in fear Of social mores pos...

One of Us [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2010]

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One of Us [Today's News Poem, February 21, 2010] “At least 40 people have been killed in the floods, and more than 120 others hurt - a ...
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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Revisions of some recent news poems

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I revised several recent news poems today. Mostly I just fixed poorly executed, key-lines. Nuke the Stars has the best revision, but the oth...

Prosthetic Gods Wage Their Battle [Today's News Poem, Feb 20, 2010]

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Prosthetic Gods Wage Their Battle [Today's News Poem, Feb 20, 2010] “The family of a longtime Internal Revenue Service employee says he...
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Last Chance to Buy First Edition Toylit

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I am going to withdraw it and subsequent editions from publication in anticipation for the end of Feb edition, which I promise will be worth...
Friday, February 19, 2010

On the Measure of Human [Today's News Poem, Feb 19, 2010]

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On the Measure of Human [Today's News Poem, Feb 19, 2010] ““As you go through a tightening cycle it constricts growth,” said Burt White...

The Hypocrite Twin [Bonus Poem]

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The Hypocrite Twin “—Hypocrite lecteur,—mon semblable,—mon frère!” --Charles Baudelaire, Au Lecteur In war, the image graved upon the fa...
Thursday, February 18, 2010

What Was the Question? [Today's News Poem, Feb 18, 2010]

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What Was the Question? [Today's News Poem, Feb 18, 2010] "Violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer," --Andrew...
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Sorry for the tardy news poem, I'm starting it right now

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I only have one more upcoming interruption and then I'll see if I can write two. I really appreciate how many of you checked in twice to...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Today's News Poem: All Three Parts in One Post 2.17.10

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At Home, in Room 101: A Poem in Three Acts [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010] “President Obama defended his year-old economic recovery ...

Today's News Poem: Part III

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This gnome, this alter-ego lied. The misdirection stood as proof My quest to find a way inside The tower: not some holy goof. I told hi...

Today's News Poem: Part II

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Corruption gnawed my soul; my Lord defragged it clear. Regrets for past procrastinations wracked my thoughts; My Lord deleted dreadful fil...

At Home, in Room 101 [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010]

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At Home, in Room 101 [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010] “President Obama defended his year-old economic recovery package on Wednesday,...

Heads Up: Two Part News Poem Today.

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I'll probably write and finish part two by 8pm PST, but maybe sooner. Subscribe in a reader
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