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Friday, February 19, 2010

On the Measure of Human [Today's News Poem, Feb 19, 2010]

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On the Measure of Human [Today's News Poem, Feb 19, 2010] ““As you go through a tightening cycle it constricts growth,” said Burt White...

The Hypocrite Twin [Bonus Poem]

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The Hypocrite Twin “—Hypocrite lecteur,—mon semblable,—mon frère!” --Charles Baudelaire, Au Lecteur In war, the image graved upon the fa...
Thursday, February 18, 2010

What Was the Question? [Today's News Poem, Feb 18, 2010]

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What Was the Question? [Today's News Poem, Feb 18, 2010] "Violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer," --Andrew...
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Sorry for the tardy news poem, I'm starting it right now

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I only have one more upcoming interruption and then I'll see if I can write two. I really appreciate how many of you checked in twice to...
Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Today's News Poem: All Three Parts in One Post 2.17.10

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At Home, in Room 101: A Poem in Three Acts [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010] “President Obama defended his year-old economic recovery ...

Today's News Poem: Part III

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This gnome, this alter-ego lied. The misdirection stood as proof My quest to find a way inside The tower: not some holy goof. I told hi...

Today's News Poem: Part II

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Corruption gnawed my soul; my Lord defragged it clear. Regrets for past procrastinations wracked my thoughts; My Lord deleted dreadful fil...

At Home, in Room 101 [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010]

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At Home, in Room 101 [Today's News Poem, Feb 17, 2010] “President Obama defended his year-old economic recovery package on Wednesday,...

Heads Up: Two Part News Poem Today.

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I'll probably write and finish part two by 8pm PST, but maybe sooner. Subscribe in a reader
Tuesday, February 16, 2010

War Correspondent In a Junkyard [Poem]

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War Correspondent In a Junkyard   http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8519354.stm The vet with reddish laser-eyes Possessed a sign: “...

One more click and I'll do a bonus news poem tonight

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And Then They'll Nuke the Stars [Today's News Poem, Feb 16, 2010]

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And Then They'll Nuke the Stars [Today's News Poem, Feb 16, 2010] “Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, s...
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Where's the love?

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Over 200 hits in 24 hours and not one click? Tsk. You pay the homeless guy more for his godawful newspaper. How am I supposed to pay guest c...
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Survival Instinct [Today's News Poem, Feb 15, 2010]

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Survival Instinct [Today's News Poem, Feb 15, 2010] "But this president was determined to go to war. It was more theology than it...
Sunday, February 14, 2010

Tragedy of the Commons [Today's News Poem, Feb 14, 2010]

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Tragedy of the Commons [Today's News Poem, Feb 14, 2010] “The crisis in Greece poses the most significant challenge yet to Europe’s co...
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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Zoology [Today's News Poem, Feb 13, 2010]

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Zoology [Today's News Poem, Feb 13, 2010] “It didn't happen. There's no way .... they are still alive.” --Amy Bishop http:/...

Chickening out on a word choice for Today's News Poem

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And I want to know if not using a certain word diminishes Today's News Poem, so please leave responses or e-mails. After "What Men ...
Friday, February 12, 2010

CombatWords has Replaced CombatVerse and CombatProse

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Wage war with words, using something like mob rules. http://combatwords.blogspot.com Subscribe in a reader

New Feature. Toylit Taste: A Refreshing Drink From the Porcelain Throne

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Enemies of distaste, rejoice, for Brad Neely (more likely his operatives) has reactivated Creased Comics . Why should you be excited by su...

You and Google Are My Publishers Now

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I see the web-hits and I know that many of you have discovered Toylit through random circumstance. I also know that many of you have subscri...
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The Nazis Won [Today's News Poem, Feb 12, 2010]

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The Nazis Won [Today's News Poem, Feb 12, 2010] Khakjaan Wessington “For the second time in less than five weeks, China’s central ban...

Okay, I'm sorry for not posting the News Poem the other day, here's a freebie

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Today's News Poems are free for download on lulu. I'll do the same for Amazon later. Subscribe in a reader

The Tourist From Syracuse Has Friends [Bonus News Poem, Feb 12, 2010]

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The Tourist From Syracuse Has Friends [Bonus News Poem, Feb 12, 2010] “Her article said that President Obama's budget amounted to a ba...
Thursday, February 11, 2010

Posted wrong story, here's the correct one from Carrion Call:

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No Succor in Teaneck Subscribe in a reader

Pick up the phone, it's for you

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You're just pre-carrion and you know it. R_Toady (of CL litfo fame) shows that even the border patrol can't keep a good monster out ...

War By Wires and Liars [Today's News Poem, Feb 11, 2010]

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War By Wires and Liars [Today's News Poem, Feb 11, 2010] “Germany's ruling coalition is considering using state-owned development ...
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