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Friday, February 12, 2010

CombatWords has Replaced CombatVerse and CombatProse

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Wage war with words, using something like mob rules. http://combatwords.blogspot.com Subscribe in a reader

New Feature. Toylit Taste: A Refreshing Drink From the Porcelain Throne

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Enemies of distaste, rejoice, for Brad Neely (more likely his operatives) has reactivated Creased Comics . Why should you be excited by su...

You and Google Are My Publishers Now

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I see the web-hits and I know that many of you have discovered Toylit through random circumstance. I also know that many of you have subscri...
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The Nazis Won [Today's News Poem, Feb 12, 2010]

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The Nazis Won [Today's News Poem, Feb 12, 2010] Khakjaan Wessington “For the second time in less than five weeks, China’s central ban...

Okay, I'm sorry for not posting the News Poem the other day, here's a freebie

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Today's News Poems are free for download on lulu. I'll do the same for Amazon later. Subscribe in a reader

The Tourist From Syracuse Has Friends [Bonus News Poem, Feb 12, 2010]

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The Tourist From Syracuse Has Friends [Bonus News Poem, Feb 12, 2010] “Her article said that President Obama's budget amounted to a ba...
Thursday, February 11, 2010

Posted wrong story, here's the correct one from Carrion Call:

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No Succor in Teaneck Subscribe in a reader

Pick up the phone, it's for you

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You're just pre-carrion and you know it. R_Toady (of CL litfo fame) shows that even the border patrol can't keep a good monster out ...

War By Wires and Liars [Today's News Poem, Feb 11, 2010]

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War By Wires and Liars [Today's News Poem, Feb 11, 2010] “Germany's ruling coalition is considering using state-owned development ...
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Due to unavoidable circumstances

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... I lacked time to do Feb 10, 2010's News Poem. It's true, I wasted one and a half hours today and I probably could have managed m...
Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Apologia to Earth [Today's News Poem, Feb 9, 2010]

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Apologia to Earth [Today's News Poem, Feb 9, 2010] “The extent of agricultural waste could prove a more intractable problem than the m...

News Poems coming... here's an explanation in verse

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Though poetry's a thoughtful craft The pay it brings comes from the aft Of horse-like fiends called editors-- Most spared the wrath o...
Monday, February 08, 2010

If a Man Puts Out the Eye of an Equal, His Eye Shall Be Put Out [Feb 8, 2010 Today's News Poem]

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If a Man Puts Out the Eye of an Equal, His Eye Shall Be Put Out [Feb 8, 2010 Today's News Poem] “The "evil" killer of an Eas...
Sunday, February 07, 2010

Your Problem Is Not Too Much War, But Too Little [Today's News Poem, Feb 7, 2010]

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Your Problem Is Not Too Much War, But Too Little [Today's News Poem, Feb 7, 2010] “The Dollar is our currency, but your problem” -Joh...

Newspapers are dying. This is the time for independent writers

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To generate the content that bloggers are getting income by stealing. By copyrighting your works online and posting them on your own site, i...

Support Toylit: express halfhearted interest in the wares for sale

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On the page. Enough of that and I might drop the price of the day's News Poems down to $2.50. Update: Hell, if I get enough clicks, I...

Achtung! CombatVerse is online!

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CombatVerse! is a game I developed. A way of dueling with verse. It uses audience participation, but it also uses formal rules. Play with i...

CombatProse! is operational

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Not decided yet, but I think month's winner gets a cash prize if it's legal and feasible. Go here for rules. I'm not sure if it...
Saturday, February 06, 2010

Added links to other original writing

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Strawberry Press is Toylit's New York City doppleganger. I do poetry--he does prose. Both were distributed by hand through their respec...

Why Every Master Should Have a Memory Hole [Today's News Poem Feb 6, 2010]

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Why Every Master Should Have a Memory Hole, Feb 6, 2010 “Conservative commentator Andrew Breitbart, who gave an electric speech Saturday m...

Open Mic Part 2

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I hope to have operational by the end of the day my two new blogs: combatverse.blogspot.com and combatprose.blogspot.com After taking care o...
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Open-Mic at the Shit-Mag

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Consider this your stage or if you prefer, a kumate arena. Anyone can post on this thread, SO LONG AS THE WRITING IS LITERARY! Verse, prose,...
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After much thought...

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I'm going to publish daily editions of Toylit electronically and will publish the print editions every two weeks. That way, I don't ...
Friday, February 05, 2010

Some additional info on Lit-Anarchism

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Zinetips The above guide will give you the basics on how-to, w/ print. An important skill. Cross-training will get your blog traffic. I circ...

The Literary-Anarchist's Cookbook

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Literary writers are at a disadvantage compared to other writers. Serious writing isn't considered performance art. Writing that fails i...

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