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Sunday, February 07, 2010

Your Problem Is Not Too Much War, But Too Little [Today's News Poem, Feb 7, 2010]

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Your Problem Is Not Too Much War, But Too Little [Today's News Poem, Feb 7, 2010] “The Dollar is our currency, but your problem” -Joh...

Newspapers are dying. This is the time for independent writers

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To generate the content that bloggers are getting income by stealing. By copyrighting your works online and posting them on your own site, i...

Support Toylit: express halfhearted interest in the wares for sale

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On the page. Enough of that and I might drop the price of the day's News Poems down to $2.50. Update: Hell, if I get enough clicks, I...

Achtung! CombatVerse is online!

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CombatVerse! is a game I developed. A way of dueling with verse. It uses audience participation, but it also uses formal rules. Play with i...

CombatProse! is operational

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Not decided yet, but I think month's winner gets a cash prize if it's legal and feasible. Go here for rules. I'm not sure if it...
Saturday, February 06, 2010

Added links to other original writing

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Strawberry Press is Toylit's New York City doppleganger. I do poetry--he does prose. Both were distributed by hand through their respec...

Why Every Master Should Have a Memory Hole [Today's News Poem Feb 6, 2010]

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Why Every Master Should Have a Memory Hole, Feb 6, 2010 “Conservative commentator Andrew Breitbart, who gave an electric speech Saturday m...

Open Mic Part 2

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I hope to have operational by the end of the day my two new blogs: combatverse.blogspot.com and combatprose.blogspot.com After taking care o...
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Open-Mic at the Shit-Mag

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Consider this your stage or if you prefer, a kumate arena. Anyone can post on this thread, SO LONG AS THE WRITING IS LITERARY! Verse, prose,...
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After much thought...

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I'm going to publish daily editions of Toylit electronically and will publish the print editions every two weeks. That way, I don't ...
Friday, February 05, 2010

Some additional info on Lit-Anarchism

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Zinetips The above guide will give you the basics on how-to, w/ print. An important skill. Cross-training will get your blog traffic. I circ...

The Literary-Anarchist's Cookbook

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Literary writers are at a disadvantage compared to other writers. Serious writing isn't considered performance art. Writing that fails i...

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A comprehensive collection of the last 15 news poems. If you want to see a complete collection with a completed poetic narrative, this is it...

I Cut My Hair [Today's News Poem, Feb 5, 2010]

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I Cut My Hair [Today's News Poem, Feb, 5, 2010] “Shares were mixed in the last hour, with Wall Street indexes bouncing back after bein...
Thursday, February 04, 2010

February 4, 2010 Edition of Toylit on Sale Now!

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For those of you who wanted to see what the final drafts of the news poems would look like, this is it. This edition has the finesse and pol...

$5 for 2.3.10 Toylit v3.01 Download

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We know that the sketch can sometimes be more interesting than the finished painting--if only for the unrealized possibilities. Toylit is sk...

Clans and Clerics[Today's News Poem, Feb 4, 2010]

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Clans and Clerics, Feb 4, 2010 By Khakjaan Wessington "… I still will tell you that I believe the situation in Afghanistan is serious. ...
Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Write Anti-News for Toylit

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Anti-News is still an evolving concept, but Toylit has a fairly unified aesthetic. I welcome submissions, but require a query and abstract w...
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Toylit v3.01; February 3, 2010 Edition

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"This limited edition, Feb 3, 2010 print edition of Toylit includes edits made on February 3, 2010. Of note are the revisions to Haitia...

After the Philosopher's Stone [Today's News Poem, Feb 3, 2010]

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After the Philosopher's Stone By Khakjaan Wessington “...Western experts suggested the civilian space programme provided cover for Iran’...

Grasping for an All-Encompassing Anti-News Postulate

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Here's a slogan I believe: 'slogans are stupid.' Slogans stifle thought and create false dualisms. They ignore outright the poss...
Tuesday, February 02, 2010

All the Old Cat Ladies [Today's News Poem, Feb 2, 2010]

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All the Old Cat Ladies By Khakjaan Wessington “When nurses once placed the cat on the bed of a patient they thought close to death, Oscar ...
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Monday, February 01, 2010

Deficits and Treasure [Today's News Poem, Feb 1, 2010]

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Deficits and Treasure By Khakjaan Wessington “The budget plan, which would take effect when fiscal year 2011 begins on October 1, projects a...
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