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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Write Anti-News for Toylit

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Anti-News is still an evolving concept, but Toylit has a fairly unified aesthetic. I welcome submissions, but require a query and abstract w...
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Toylit v3.01; February 3, 2010 Edition

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"This limited edition, Feb 3, 2010 print edition of Toylit includes edits made on February 3, 2010. Of note are the revisions to Haitia...

After the Philosopher's Stone [Today's News Poem, Feb 3, 2010]

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After the Philosopher's Stone By Khakjaan Wessington “...Western experts suggested the civilian space programme provided cover for Iran’...

Grasping for an All-Encompassing Anti-News Postulate

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Here's a slogan I believe: 'slogans are stupid.' Slogans stifle thought and create false dualisms. They ignore outright the poss...
Tuesday, February 02, 2010

All the Old Cat Ladies [Today's News Poem, Feb 2, 2010]

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All the Old Cat Ladies By Khakjaan Wessington “When nurses once placed the cat on the bed of a patient they thought close to death, Oscar ...
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Monday, February 01, 2010

Deficits and Treasure [Today's News Poem, Feb 1, 2010]

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Deficits and Treasure By Khakjaan Wessington “The budget plan, which would take effect when fiscal year 2011 begins on October 1, projects a...
Sunday, January 31, 2010

A Type of Manifesto

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Anti-News-Meme Munitions By Khakjaan Wessington While journalism's oft ephemeral True verse remains perennial. Our dialogue is often fix...

Act of Government [Today's News Poem, Jan 31, 2010]

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Act of Government By Khakjaan Wessington “In Oklahoma, Gov. Brad Henry requested a federal disaster declaration for the state, where more th...

America the Ambiguous

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America the Ambiguous By Khakjaan Wessington Oh beautiful for gracious spies, For amber waves of porn; For bomb and famine tragedies That on...
Saturday, January 30, 2010

Anti-News-Meme Munitions

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Toylit: anti-news-slogans, canned and ready for deployment on any blog. So long as you attribute the poem to its author (Khakjaan Wessington...

Guilty Until Proven Guilty [Today's News Poem, Jan 30, 2010]

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Guilty Until Proven Guilty By Khakjaan Wessington “... the Justice Department on Friday began considering sites for the trial of Khalid Shai...
Friday, January 29, 2010

Toylit Scoop! Editor Khakjaan Wessington Called Russia's Military Return in 2006

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Siloviki Security Vision for Russia This is only the beginning.

Beware of Toylit Imitators: Part 2

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So I have been checking this site's ranking on Google and I encountered ANOTHER group of degenerates--this time from LA--that ripped-off...

What Men Want [Today's News Poem, Jan 29, 2010]

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What Men Want By Khakjaan Wessington "My honest belief was that if I didn't do something they would continue to die." -Scott R...
Thursday, January 28, 2010

Rates for the Union [Today's News Poem]

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Rates for the Union By Khakjaan Wessington “We will have all of our combat troops out of Iraq by the end of this August ” -President Obama, ...
Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dearest Readers

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If you approve of Toylit's mission, please go to propeller.com , digg , reddit , and delicious to promote us. Culture jamming is a t...

Work Will Set You Free [Today's News Poem]

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Work Will Set You Free By Khakjaan Wessington “Unemployment reached highest level on record in 2009...” - The International Labor Organizati...
Monday, January 25, 2010

Beware of Imitators

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Once upon a time (2003), Toylit was distributed through the restrooms of San Francisco. Apparently it was inspirational, because some twatty...

Ernst and Röhm [Today's News Poem]

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Ernst and Röhm By Khakjaan Wessington “...reverse the overall erosion in middle class security...” -President Obama, The New York Times, Jan...
Sunday, January 24, 2010

Global Village [Today's News Poem]

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Global Village By Khakjaan Wessington The television is haunted With saints and demons. We worship personalities And then networks And then ...
Saturday, January 23, 2010

Haitian Fright Song [Today's News Poem]

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Haitian Fright Song By Khakjaan Wessington The Haitian Fight Song Is curious, because of whom they might fight. The French, The Americans, B...
Friday, January 22, 2010

The Oracles of the Supreme Court [Today's News Poem]

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The Oracles of the Supreme Court By Khakjaan Wessington Re: Citizens United v FEC, Jan 2010 I wish to pray as wealthy people do, In silks an...
Friday, April 21, 2006

On Zombies

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By Khakjaan Wessington Re: 3.31.06, 8:50pm: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/31/DDG6TI0A8N1.DTL The pundits m...
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